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The Christmas Variant

It’s Christmas Eve, and Mrs. Claus and the Big Guy must do whatever it takes to enforce a lockdown protocol at the North Pole.

14 min readDec 5, 2021

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The Christmas Variant

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HIFI Press

The Dangers of Talking to God

To everyone who said God backed Trump: He’s gone. It’s over. So, either you lied, or God lied. Which is it?

9 min readJan 20, 2021

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The Dangers of Talking to God

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HIFI Press Books Gives Their Entire Catalog Away In COVID-19 Response: “Spread Love, Not Germs”

What’s more potent than any drug? More contagious than any disease? Something every human self-medicates with? LAUGHTER. And now it’s free.

5 min readMar 18, 2020

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HIFI Press Books Gives Their Entire Catalog Away In COVID-19 Response: “Spread Love, Not Germs”

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Arizona Tech Company Launches Controversial Coronovirus Action Plan

WhizTech is committed to doing anything it can to protect employees from the COVID-19 coronavirus—including pre-emptive self-immunization.

5 min readMar 2, 2020

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Arizona Tech Company Launches Controversial Coronovirus Action Plan

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HIFI Press

Does Star Trek: Picard live up to the nerdgasmic hype?

In other words: will old friends, dope tech, and a slobbery sweet pooch be enough to usher in the rise of the Baby Worf?

5 min readJan 27, 2020

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Does Star Trek: Picard live up to the nerdgasmic hype?

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Tom Sadira
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HIFI Press

The Truth Behind Why Donald Trump Was Impeached

Adam Schiff & Nancy Pelosi have been distracting Americans from the truth about the impeachment. HIFI has uncovered what they’re hiding.

6 min readDec 20, 2019

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The Truth Behind Why Donald Trump Was Impeached

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The Grounding

Nine years after Earth’s aircraft began mysteriously disappearing from the sky, an ex-pilot struggles to accept that to fly is to die.

16 min readDec 18, 2019

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The Grounding

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HIFI Press

The Map to Escondido

Three men — one fewer than had left that morning — were heading straight for her ramshackle farm. Good. One less gun to argue over the…

16 min readNov 26, 2019

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The Map to Escondido

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HIFI Press

A 60 Second Horror Story

What were you thinking coming here? Will you get out alive?

1 min readOct 31, 2019

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A 60 Second Horror Story

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HIFI Press

Bro, For The Last Time, Shut The F*** Up About Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

You were a lazy, fat f*** before you started that BJJ class. Now, you’re a lean, mean, grappling machine. Cool story, bro. Now zip it.

3 min readOct 10, 2019

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Bro, For The Last Time, Shut The F*** Up About Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

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Tom Sadira

Tom Sadira

Tom Sadira writes from the intense solar radiation of Arizona alongside his lovely wife and three children (all human, probably).

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