The Christmas VariantIt’s Christmas Eve, and Mrs. Claus and the Big Guy must do whatever it takes to enforce a lockdown protocol at the North Pole.Dec 5, 2021Dec 5, 2021
Published inHIFI PressThe Dangers of Talking to GodTo everyone who said God backed Trump: He’s gone. It’s over. So, either you lied, or God lied. Which is it?Jan 20, 2021Jan 20, 2021
Published inHIFI PressHIFI Press Books Gives Their Entire Catalog Away In COVID-19 Response: “Spread Love, Not Germs”What’s more potent than any drug? More contagious than any disease? Something every human self-medicates with? LAUGHTER. And now it’s free.Mar 18, 2020Mar 18, 2020
Published inHIFI PressArizona Tech Company Launches Controversial Coronovirus Action PlanWhizTech is committed to doing anything it can to protect employees from the COVID-19 coronavirus—including pre-emptive self-immunization.Mar 2, 2020Mar 2, 2020
Published inHIFI PressDoes Star Trek: Picard live up to the nerdgasmic hype?In other words: will old friends, dope tech, and a slobbery sweet pooch be enough to usher in the rise of the Baby Worf?Jan 27, 2020Jan 27, 2020
Published inHIFI PressThe Truth Behind Why Donald Trump Was ImpeachedAdam Schiff & Nancy Pelosi have been distracting Americans from the truth about the impeachment. HIFI has uncovered what they’re hiding.Dec 20, 2019Dec 20, 2019
Published inHIFI PressThe GroundingNine years after Earth’s aircraft began mysteriously disappearing from the sky, an ex-pilot struggles to accept that to fly is to die.Dec 18, 2019Dec 18, 2019
Published inHIFI PressThe Map to EscondidoThree men — one fewer than had left that morning — were heading straight for her ramshackle farm. Good. One less gun to argue over the…Nov 26, 2019Nov 26, 2019
Published inHIFI PressA 60 Second Horror StoryWhat were you thinking coming here? Will you get out alive?Oct 31, 2019Oct 31, 2019
Published inHIFI PressBro, For The Last Time, Shut The F*** Up About Brazilian Jiu-JitsuYou were a lazy, fat f*** before you started that BJJ class. Now, you’re a lean, mean, grappling machine. Cool story, bro. Now zip it.Oct 10, 2019Oct 10, 2019
